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Two and A Half Men 9x07

  • Alan:

    Just a little heads-up before you journey to the caves of Mordor. My mother has, what you might call, a uh- proclivity for younger men.

  • Walden:

    Oh you mean she's like a cougar?

  • Alan:

    No she's not like a cougar, she's the mother of all cougars.

  • Walden:

    Kind of an oober cougar?

  • Alan:

    A super duper oober cougar.

  • Walden:

    Do you think a bit of better butter would make her bitter batter better?

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